This e-mail is for when you are sending the first e-mail to someone who has just gotten an e-mail account.
They say you always remember your first. So let me be the first to send an e-mail to your new e-mail account. Welcome to the Digital Age! I think you'll find that we can keep in touch a lot easier and more frequently using e-mail, which is one of the reasons I'm so glad you got it. You'll also be able to stay in touch with friends and relatives all over the world. Ain't technology wonderful? Well, I'll go now. I'm sure you've got lots of messages you want to send off to the rest of us wired folks. Take it easy and remember...if you can't say it, mail it! And make sure to put me in your address book under <your e-mail address>!