This letter might be for people who think the Web is going to make newsprint obsolete.
1234, Main Street
Boston, MA 02123
09 April, 2005
<Recipient Address Goes Here>
I just wanted to be among the first to wish you good riddance! As the Internet becomes the dominant force for news in the world, archaic pulp burners like your newspaper will go straight to the shredder and you'll all be on unemployment. Maybe after you see how the Web has put all the great newspapers online to be read by anyone, while you continue burying your heads in the analog sand, you'll realize what a huge mistake you made in choosing paper over silicon. So long, suckers!
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