This letter complains about the problems of newsprint that rubs off. It's essentially just complaining for the sake of annoying an editor.
1234, Main Street
Boston, MA 02123
09 April, 2005
<Recipient Address Goes Here>
Can you guys do something about this blasted newsprint? No matter what I do, when I'm done reading your paper in the mornings I end up getting black fingerprints all over the couch, the refrigerator, the dog, you name it! It's getting to be a nuisance. Maybe you can print the paper in indelible ink, or on that slick paper that magazines use. Anything to keep me from looking like a grease monkey every morning! How about providing a pair of special newspaper gloves to every subscriber? That would do the trick. I'll wait to hear from you.
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