This letter is a sarcastic suggestion to a publication that writes down to the level of its readers.
1234, Main Street
Boston, MA 02123
09 April, 2005
<Recipient Address Goes Here>
I think there are far too many big words in your publication. Words like "geographic," "ambassador" and "terrorism" are too much for the average mind to handle all at once, and they can cause brain damage. This is a scientific fact. In the future, I would appreciate it if you tried to write your articles so that ordinary people who didn't graduate from college could understand. I'm sure your many readers would thank you for it.
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