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Letter for Top Ten Candidates For The New Baseball Commissioner

This is a fun distraction to send or fax when you want to give someone a good laugh.

Top 10 Candidates for the New Baseball Commissioner:
10: Don King
9: Don Knotts
8: The "Hey Vern" guy
7: Keiko, the "Free Willy" whale
6: Mike Ovitz-he's free right now
5: Divine Brown
4: An IKEA table lamp
3: The Swedish bikini team
2: The frog that says "Bud"
1: Cindy Crawford's mole

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