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Letter for Top Ten Suggested New Shapes For The Oval Office

This is a fun distraction to send or fax when you want to give someone a good laugh.

Top 10 Suggested New Shapes for the Oval Office:
10: A really thin line
9: A parallelogram
8: Oprah Winfrey's eye
7: Three words: Anna Nicole Smith
6: Like those cinnamon roll things on Princess Leia's head
5: Flat
4: Newt's middle finger
3: Sleek, to slice through the wind
2: Gorbachev's icky forehead thing
1: A Star of David

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