This is a fun distraction to send or fax when you want to give someone a good laugh.
Top 10 Things Apple Computer Could Do to Improve Business:
10: Stop development on a new computer, the "Worm"
9: CEO Gil Amelio's baby pictures on company Web site
8: Run ads in retirement magazines that say "Apple, try it before you die"
7: Hire more babes
6: Put out new cellulite-reducing computer, the "Macintush"
5: A copy of "Bachelor Party" in every box!
4: Change company name to "Just kidding, Mr. Gates"
3: Two words: Jack Daniels
2: License operating system to Fisher Price
1: Actually make things people want to buy